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Friday Sep 03, 2004

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My friend J.G. (who is a remarkably attractive woman, despite the fact that she's my age ... kind of like Maxi) and I were complaining to each other today about how old and decrepit we're rapidly becoming when she confided to me that she, believe it or not, is already taking Vioxx.

I told her that I couldn't believe it and that I had had no idea that she suffered from Stockholm Syndrome, seeing as how she still seems to have all of her own hair.

Then she looked at me like I was insane and walked away.

Later, though, she e-mailed to say that she'd mis-spoken: she'd been prescribed Celebrex, not Vioxx.

So, for me, that really cleared things up.
clara:
Did you not click your own links? They're both prescribed for arthritis. A girlfriend of mine took Vioxx while she was healing a broken elbow. She has all her own hair, too.
Sep 7, 2004

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