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Mar 4, 2006
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At work last night, we had an opening ceremony for a Queen Elizabeth I exhibit, which was attended by a bunch of university administrators and a bunch of historians and literary scholars. It went really well. The exhibit was really nice, the library got to unveil a unique historical item that a donor had provided, and the caterers provided some mighty tasty snacks. smile oink oink

Unfortunately, I don't think I was a good fit for the crowd. Most of my schmoozing interactions went something like this:

Attendee: Well, this exhibit is lovely.

FatD: Yes, yes, it is. In fact, it's much, much nicer than the Queen Mary I exhibit we have down in the basement.

Attendee: You have a Queen Mary exhibit, too? Maybe I should run down and have a look at it.

FatD: Oh, I wouldn't. It's rubbish...just a couple of old boxes filled with severed heads.

Attendee: Well {backs away slowly}, I think I'll have some more of that delicious dip.


Ah, well. I guess you just have to pick your audiences. tongue
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niobe:
That would be cool. And what else are friends good for if not for causing all kinds of nonsense in your life. tongue

kiss
Mar 9, 2006
galaxie63:
You are so right about the Vegas buffet. Igo there enough times a year to know. My advice is to eat well, not cheap, but well in Vegas. It's the City of Sin and one of my favorite sins is gluttony, but please, a motherfucker's gotta have some taste. ya know? Besides, if I'm throwin' up, it's not because of bad food. It's because I was not thrown out of the bar when I started buying rounds of shots for strangers 'cause my friends got scared and left without me... Have I shared to much?

BTW I love checking up on you, your entries alway give me joy and chuckles. I hope you, the wife and the cats are well.

P.S. Do you have children? plants? fish? toys that you talk to? Am I leaving anyone out?
Mar 10, 2006

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