Apologies all around. Still I am sans computer. I was going to purchase a new computer, but somehow instead I bought a new house. Hence, no journal updates for a bit. 
I'm afraid that I don't have any funny stories from Christmas. The MausFrau and I had to zip through the relatives' and get back to sign papers, so there wasn't as much opportunity for drunken nonsense this year. My grandmother, Ol' Weezie, had a new little slogan hanging by the rear entrance to her house: "Backdoor friends are best!"
I thought that was pretty funny, but apparently I was the only one. Really, the magic's just gone out of the holidays when a reference to butt-sex hanging on your granny's kitchen wall doesn't cause hilarity to ensue with the whole family.
I'm afraid that I don't have any funny stories from Christmas. The MausFrau and I had to zip through the relatives' and get back to sign papers, so there wasn't as much opportunity for drunken nonsense this year. My grandmother, Ol' Weezie, had a new little slogan hanging by the rear entrance to her house: "Backdoor friends are best!"
I thought that was pretty funny, but apparently I was the only one. Really, the magic's just gone out of the holidays when a reference to butt-sex hanging on your granny's kitchen wall doesn't cause hilarity to ensue with the whole family.
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hotcurry:
Nah, I have to give up all the snacks too. Need to lose wieght. Now I am sexless and snackless. I don't know which is worse.
lemuria:
i love anise! (cookies) and i love calling them anus cookies. that butt sex (backdoor) sign rocks! haa. i theme to this comment i see. 