I will never look at chocolate chip cookies the same... ever
So earlier today, my dept boss got a lrg variety platter of chocolate cookies. Myself a couple of other ladies that had happened to witness this arrival of the cookies, asked if we could have some.. Of course jokingly he said they were for people that only love him (it was actually for a board meeting he was hosting)... Each one of the ladies told him that they 'loved him'. now myself, the non-liar and aka the 'mean one", had to be honest. So I told him, 'If i have to say 'i love you' just to get a cookie, then it's not worth it cause you know that I wouldn't mean it." So, esentially.. they all got a cookie except for me.
Eh, i don't care either way. I was just as stoked to have my hot cocoa.
Well, he came back later with the leftover cookies, asking each person within the dept if they'd like one... I was the last person he came by to ask.. I told him that I accept the cookie under the condition that I at no means, will kiss some ass (by saying I loved him). He laughed of course.
As he walked away. he said.. "you know, you're my favorite and I love ya." A woman from my production team semi-jealous of the attention stood up and said; "you know Arnie, I knew you a lot longer than after you DID her." (she meant to say "knew" not 'did") And because she said it so loudly, the rest of my team and our boss laughed out hysterically... I'm not one to blush, but damn... I turned a bright red as i munched away on my chocolate chip cookie.
I ended up putting the cookie, down. I lost all interest. and with everyone looking at both our boss and myself, i was at a loss for words.. i just sat back down... and that damn cookie is STILL sitting there waiting to be eaten.
So, word got around on what my co-worker said.. so i've been playfully harassed about my work-relationship with our dept boss. (oh boy, corporate rumors!)
yeah, don't like cookies anymore for now... but I've still got my ice cream! LOL
*for the record, my boss is a 40 something balding married old man.. Happily married by the way. and NO, i did not ever nor will not hookup with him. He's like the dad of the dept.. seriously. gross, people.
So earlier today, my dept boss got a lrg variety platter of chocolate cookies. Myself a couple of other ladies that had happened to witness this arrival of the cookies, asked if we could have some.. Of course jokingly he said they were for people that only love him (it was actually for a board meeting he was hosting)... Each one of the ladies told him that they 'loved him'. now myself, the non-liar and aka the 'mean one", had to be honest. So I told him, 'If i have to say 'i love you' just to get a cookie, then it's not worth it cause you know that I wouldn't mean it." So, esentially.. they all got a cookie except for me.
Eh, i don't care either way. I was just as stoked to have my hot cocoa.
Well, he came back later with the leftover cookies, asking each person within the dept if they'd like one... I was the last person he came by to ask.. I told him that I accept the cookie under the condition that I at no means, will kiss some ass (by saying I loved him). He laughed of course.
As he walked away. he said.. "you know, you're my favorite and I love ya." A woman from my production team semi-jealous of the attention stood up and said; "you know Arnie, I knew you a lot longer than after you DID her." (she meant to say "knew" not 'did") And because she said it so loudly, the rest of my team and our boss laughed out hysterically... I'm not one to blush, but damn... I turned a bright red as i munched away on my chocolate chip cookie.
I ended up putting the cookie, down. I lost all interest. and with everyone looking at both our boss and myself, i was at a loss for words.. i just sat back down... and that damn cookie is STILL sitting there waiting to be eaten.
So, word got around on what my co-worker said.. so i've been playfully harassed about my work-relationship with our dept boss. (oh boy, corporate rumors!)
yeah, don't like cookies anymore for now... but I've still got my ice cream! LOL
*for the record, my boss is a 40 something balding married old man.. Happily married by the way. and NO, i did not ever nor will not hookup with him. He's like the dad of the dept.. seriously. gross, people.
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