If I had a job I'm sure this blog would include lots of bitching about how much I hate Mondays.
Lucky for everyone I'm unemployed and just spent the last 72 hours in debaucher...I mean, Buffalo, with my sister for the Bills / Dolphins game. That's the official story at least, I really couldn't care less about NFL football. Mostly I went to redeem myself.
Two weeks ago I had to be carried back to the hotel at midnight as the 2 for 1 drink special got the better of me.
My mission this weekend: reach the 4am last call and ride the mechanical bull.
I'm proud to say the weekend was a huge success and I have the war wounds to prove it. My finger got caught in the rope and pulled my ring (and skin) right off. OUCH. It was totally worth it.
Not only did I make it until 4am, but I also got picked up by a cop cruiser while I was aimlessly wandering around Chippewa Street looking for food. After driving to 4 closed restaurants we ended up at a Tim Horton's drive-thru ordering piles of breakfast sandwiches and hot chocolate.
We parked to eat and get this....the cop gets out, goes to the trunk, and gets a beer! On duty, now driving around with me, drinking a BEER. I couldn't believe it. My sister called to let me know it was all clear to go back to the hotel room (you can figure that out on your own). The nice officer dropped me off, gave me his card, and said to look for him tailgating the next day. Nuts.
Anyway, I've got a picture from my slam last week. It's a horrible picture but one of the only ones I have on stage, so I'll post here.
Hope everyone had an entertaining weekend and talk to you all soon!
ps- miss you babe.
Lucky for everyone I'm unemployed and just spent the last 72 hours in debaucher...I mean, Buffalo, with my sister for the Bills / Dolphins game. That's the official story at least, I really couldn't care less about NFL football. Mostly I went to redeem myself.
Two weeks ago I had to be carried back to the hotel at midnight as the 2 for 1 drink special got the better of me.
My mission this weekend: reach the 4am last call and ride the mechanical bull.
I'm proud to say the weekend was a huge success and I have the war wounds to prove it. My finger got caught in the rope and pulled my ring (and skin) right off. OUCH. It was totally worth it.
Not only did I make it until 4am, but I also got picked up by a cop cruiser while I was aimlessly wandering around Chippewa Street looking for food. After driving to 4 closed restaurants we ended up at a Tim Horton's drive-thru ordering piles of breakfast sandwiches and hot chocolate.
We parked to eat and get this....the cop gets out, goes to the trunk, and gets a beer! On duty, now driving around with me, drinking a BEER. I couldn't believe it. My sister called to let me know it was all clear to go back to the hotel room (you can figure that out on your own). The nice officer dropped me off, gave me his card, and said to look for him tailgating the next day. Nuts.
Anyway, I've got a picture from my slam last week. It's a horrible picture but one of the only ones I have on stage, so I'll post here.
Hope everyone had an entertaining weekend and talk to you all soon!
ps- miss you babe.
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deantryst:
Amelie is the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y:
Glad the slam went well. I chickened out of the only time I ever showed up somewhere to read to an audience.