You Will NEVER Date A Suicide Girl:
Okay, this is my first post. Whatever.
After reading many hopeless posts from users saying they want to: "Date" a Suicide Girl, or "when can we meet up?", etc... I actually felt insecure reading these pathetic posts. Never the less, I think I got an answer...
So let me get this strait:
You wanna date a Suicide Girl because you lust over their naked bodies in all on the internet...
Now here's the part I have trouble with: They wanna date you because why??
"Fuggeddabouddit!!"
This is ain't Average Joe, cugine. You gotta wake up, Pisano. These dolls got guys all over them in the realy real world.
Okay, okay...I'll help you out.
This one will increase your chances by 13%:
1) Go out and get yourself a really hot girlfriend.
2) Book her an audition at Suicide Girls.
If she get's in: Bodabing! Your a made man.
That's didn't work?
Well I don't know what to tell you. Maybe take up photography or something and sit around Coffee Time. Get in the mix with Eric, he's the consigliere ova' there. Great guy. Piss him off- I'll get a place ready for you.
But really:
These are some nice, well composed, beautiful damsels- No need to talk to them like whores. Let it be what it is: 2 dimensional.
Besides, most companies have policies not to date customers.
Fuggeddaboudit. I'm done.
Ever to be known:
-Nameless
Okay, this is my first post. Whatever.
After reading many hopeless posts from users saying they want to: "Date" a Suicide Girl, or "when can we meet up?", etc... I actually felt insecure reading these pathetic posts. Never the less, I think I got an answer...
So let me get this strait:
You wanna date a Suicide Girl because you lust over their naked bodies in all on the internet...
Now here's the part I have trouble with: They wanna date you because why??
"Fuggeddabouddit!!"
This is ain't Average Joe, cugine. You gotta wake up, Pisano. These dolls got guys all over them in the realy real world.
Okay, okay...I'll help you out.
This one will increase your chances by 13%:
1) Go out and get yourself a really hot girlfriend.
2) Book her an audition at Suicide Girls.
If she get's in: Bodabing! Your a made man.
That's didn't work?
Well I don't know what to tell you. Maybe take up photography or something and sit around Coffee Time. Get in the mix with Eric, he's the consigliere ova' there. Great guy. Piss him off- I'll get a place ready for you.
But really:
These are some nice, well composed, beautiful damsels- No need to talk to them like whores. Let it be what it is: 2 dimensional.
Besides, most companies have policies not to date customers.
Fuggeddaboudit. I'm done.
Ever to be known:
-Nameless
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aliceinmyhead:
I love living, espicially with the prospect of dying so close to me at every glance. So driving fast and jumping on beds makes me really happy. 
aliceinmyhead:
it was actually the fact that you are italian