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Man, I love English professors. They have no mercy when it comes to each other.

My first English professor at this school told us that there was no more "it's" in the English language. It was only "its" for every case. Because that's how they do it in The New York Times.

Current English Professor: "What the fuck was she thinking? I want some of what she's smoking! AAAHHH."

It was beautiful enough to bring a tear to my eye.