fandango63

there are three things consuming my life right now. in order of importance: improving myself as a person, improving my station in life and finding someone special. and wouldn't you know it the more i do the first, the more the second and the more the third has oppurtunities. i believe that's a blinding flash of the obvious. i've been thinking about getting some exciting...
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tonight i ran into the back of a ramp going a quarter of billion miles an hour. thankfully, my shoulder took all the impact. i didn't manage to break my collarbone, but i did succeed in making the back and front of my shoulder get some gnar bruises. being the genius that i am, i took a fistfull of advil, put ten pounds of ice...
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when your life shits the bed for the god knows how manyth time in the last eighteen months, what do you do? get trashed, watch apocalypse now on a bigscreen tv and turn the sound up to "jesus, am i there!"

always a winning plan.

i'm working in a liquor store again. i have no perception of how normal people act. it's wonderful. everyday i have a new story of sketch.

this fall is going to be fun. and i'm scared to hell of it.

wheeee!

hmmmm, good news to report.

1. i got a new job. it's basically fixing everything that the guy that took over my old job fucked up. i'm making decent money and i get to fire people. it's such a rush to be busy and to be putting out proverbial fires constantly. it's nice to be needed and the most knowledgeable. i just need to remember...
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i have an awesome case of the shitluck going on right now.

1. my ex called me to tell me that she's doing everything we planned out for us with her new boyfriend. i should probably mention that she only calls when he's not around. i have no idea why, but it sure trips the shadar. the best part is that she complained about all...
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where do you buy a personality? i think mines obsolete. or at least out of fashion. i thought it was bad, but it seems more like it's a beta in a sea of vhs. i have tar and paint all over me and now i don't have to worry about my monthly insurance shakedown.

well my saturday afternoon hasn't been a waste like i planned. i made a recipe:

Pesto:

add all ingredients into a food processor and blend to consistency of partially melted ice cream. Serve and keep chilled.

Ingredients list:
3/4 cup fresh, rinsed, coarsely chopped basil
1/8 cup water
1/8 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 whole cloves garlic, coarsely chopped
1/4 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon...
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lesse.
i went to woodward camp for a week as a visiting pro. it was pretty damned fun. got stuck in traffic in bfe pennsylvania and stickered some roadkill. i learned a few hot new moves to keep the kids at bay. sold a bunch of shirts and shit and had a good time at the local shitkicker bars. i kept the youngsters stoked along...
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