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dirty thirty birthday weekend status report...

-saw a transvestite dressed like it was 1974 sing a willie nelson song perfectly at a random bar.
-had three people think i was a minor.
-saw a dude that looked like david lee roth play speed darts by himself on two dartboards at once.
-won ten dollars playing keno.
-built an awesome fort at the skatepark.
-pissed off a bunch dudes at a bar by treating the very good lookingl bartender as a person and not some sex object and reaped the reward of her undivided attention for the rest of the night.
-almost got in a fight by not managing to restrain my laughing while watching a douchebag have a hissy fit.
-wingmanned perfectly for two friends and built up some romantic karma.

good times.

i'm convinced that thirty is the new twenty, as long as i remember to stretch...

nellichaos:
that sounds like a pretty good birthday all in all! see, thirty wasn't too scary.

so this morning when i woke up to go to work after a highly uneventful new years eve due to horrible sickness, i was reminded of last year when i dropped off a sobbing samantha on your front porch because i just didn't know what to do anymore.
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