fandango63

i'm growing a moustache out as i type this. i've got about two weeks invested in it. sure, you say, how hard is it to grow a moustache, you just do nothing, right? well, no actually. there's several intense things involved. number one, you have to remember not to shave it off or make it lopsided when shaving the rest of your face. since i shave in the shower and am brave enough to shave without a mirror, it's a little bit of a risk everytime. number two, every moustache starts out in the creepy zone and then graduates into the awesome zone, if you're lucky. thankfully, i have good moustache genetics and my moustache is progressing. if it was in high school, it would be a junior, not the coolest one that got the new camaro, but the kid that was like the third best soccer player and had a pretty nice pickup truck. number three, these things itch. really, they do. it gets annoying but you have to remember to not let it get to you, for the love of the moustache game. number four, moustaches are truly flavor savors. it's not bad until you forget to properly clean the ol' stache and you follow up an ice cream eating session for dessert with some brews later on. root beer float taste = good. regular beer float taste = not good. strangely, i only have the 'stache to prove the point that i can grow one classy and disturbing enough to get noticed and then once that goal is accomplished, this thing is getting 86'd.