fandango63

i don't want to brag but my life should be filmed. i don't participate in society very much but it seems that every time i do, whatever happens is at least an 8.5 or higher. i've got to get out more.

the internet concentrates all of the idiocy of the word into a nice, neat little bundle of stupidy that entertains me and makes me want to throw something.

i hate winter.

i just want to go outside and play.

quit drinking for six months for gambling purposes.
cracked the frame on my important bike.
found my office space dvd.

.333 is a good batting average, right?

a sign that you're not a young man anymore....you stop having sex dreams about women and you start having relationship dreams about them. last night i had a dream involving my mish mash dream woman set in a home depot and all we were doing was choosing shingles. for us to install together. seriously, no innuendo here...


i'm turning into my dad.



*shudders*

i'm growing a moustache out as i type this. i've got about two weeks invested in it. sure, you say, how hard is it to grow a moustache, you just do nothing, right? well, no actually. there's several intense things involved. number one, you have to remember not to shave it off or make it lopsided when shaving the rest of your face. since i...
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i'm turning feral. it's pretty fucking awesome. the less i give a shit about things, the more awesome things i do. sometimes brains get in the way.

the addiction of the week, maybe even the fall: VH1 classic. it even shut down most smartest model and tila tequilla watching. for some reason, watching shows about classic rock, mellencamp and bon jovi videos and assorted half good movies is mind stealingly awesome. it almost makes the rape that is paying for cable worth it.

in other news, i found my stack of ramones,...
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i got a new phone. i probably shouldn't be all that giddy about it, but it's the first new one in four or so years. i went from top of the line 2002 to middle of the road 2006 just like that. it takes pictures and everything!

fucking a, my autobiography will be a wild fucking one. i don't know howi do it for being on the surface some normal looking honkey but i get into situations that even nikki sixx would say, "that's fucked." it's fun as all hell, mostly, but a little terrorifying when i think about what would happen if i tried to get into all these things.
moving...
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i moved, i loosened up, and i'm having a blast. so much so that, the interwebs haven't been all that useful for me lately as entertainment.

i was also informed of the magnitude of my awesomeness several times in the last few days. as modest as i want to be about it, i can't help but peacock about a little bit....

change is scary. even more so when you don't have anyone to lean on during it. the good part is that like a blooming flower, i'm opening up to the world. or at least parts of it.

today people actually did what i asked them to do, i didn't feel sick once, i actually got everything done on my to do list for the day, i won $1000 on a scratch off lottery ticket and i got free beer. notice that the sun did not explode, because i did not get laid. i am currently half drunk and watching road house and...
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