fanboy37

I feel like I should really update this, but in lieu of actually writing something, I've decided merely to summarize the last month or so of my life with a series of random statements, non-sequiturs, inside jokes, oblique apologies, and random thoughts. Enjoy.

Trailer park digs
Two new stars
Please don't fight that guy
John Cena has a black penis
missing 512
checking out
guitar hero is fucking hard
too lazy to tmo
plastic crabs and air hockey
this isn't right, can I get drunk enough to do it? Yes I can.
Awkward breakfast
The same "you don't work to your potential" speech I've been getting since I was 13
The last kiss
A few goodbyes and slip away
Ignored texts and unreturned phone calls
Parents house, I'm suddenly 12 again.
The frontier
Seriously drunk skanky 80s chick
My life, one shoe box at a time
Tough guys didn't even play
Simpson's movie
Hot polish bartender
Glenlivet Scotch and Yellowtail wine.
Iraq has a Maryland area code
Everyday Italian is food porn
14 inning Phillies game
The stupidest thing I've ever writtenever
Anna's cheesesteaks and wawa toasted ravioli
Double Decker and karmic good behavior
Mussels red
Hot bartender from Texas
Random Irish people
Backed over trash cans
Fucked up alphas and a brand new chair

Yeah, that's about it. My life, since the end of June, summarized in a fashion that will make sense to no one but me. Good enough.

Oh yeah, a random thought, reading through the above I find nothing that qualifies. So here you go;

"I'm completely addicted to Dateline NBC's "To catch a predator", sure it's disturbing, and indicative of some serious problems within our society, but I'll be damned if it's not entertaining. It's got comedy, drama, action, tragedy, and the most precariously coifed head of hair to grace the small screen since Richard Dawson was on the Feud. Don't forget the tagline either, "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC." It's fucking brilliant television."

And just 'cause I love 'em, the random SG smileys