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Thursday May 05, 2011

May 5, 2011
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attention drunk people:


i don't care if it's stride, orbit, trident, or wrigleys.


chew some fucking gum.


no seriously, i will swallow the gum that i am chewing, just so i can pull out another piece for myself in order to offer YOU a stick of gum.


if you drunk, you got dragon breath. just assume that you do.


signed,


the management.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
clea:
hahaha about time someone said something
May 6, 2011
kaikai:
Gum with almost everything i enjoy drinking tastes rank, ill enjoy your gum when I'm done, in which case im probably on the way home so unless I'm going home with you, you have no idea.
May 6, 2011

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