falloutboy8

last night i was drunk and nothing was on tv so i was flipping through the channels , and i saw undercover brother doing standup(eddie griffin) and i said to myself how is this guy doing standup he isn't even funny, and to my surprise it was one of the funniest standup shows i have ever seen, right after all of richard pryor, eddie murphy raw & delirious, and dave chappelle live from D.C & when i saw him live at my school, then eddie griffin. today i went out to eat with my best friend and his girlfriend who is pregnant, there is nothing more beautiful in the world then a pregnant young woman, and we had a few drinks not her of course which is great because we have a designated driver for the next few months, and i called my friend a 'pussy' in front of her and she said " Do you know what the difference is between a pussy and a cunt?" and of course i said no and she replied " A pussy is the most beautiful thing in the world, and a cunt is the bitch that owns it." and you know what that is the most intelligent thing i have heard in months, and alarmingly true as well.