time to put on my most garish highly flammable sports coat,and shine my boots. i'm going out. not to the local hellbilly bars either.
of course, my date is a 25 year old lesbian with a drinking problem.
then again, there's none better.
at least i don't have to worry about impressing her, or trying to get laid.
plus it's always easier to meet a girl when you're already with a pretty one. don't ask me why.
of course, my date is a 25 year old lesbian with a drinking problem.
then again, there's none better.
at least i don't have to worry about impressing her, or trying to get laid.
plus it's always easier to meet a girl when you're already with a pretty one. don't ask me why.