Yeah, voting day.
So here's a theory: A lot of people wanted them to wait and release the latest "Bin Ladin Gone Wild!" video until after the election, since he still continues to throw out threats and blah blah blah.
Osama, who is still running around EuroDisneyland (compared to Saddam, who we caught in like, a week), is Arthur Fonzarelli to the Cunningham-esque Saudi Royal Family. The Saudi Royal Family and Mr. Ex-President Bush are Moose Lodge buddies. This is all publicly known information, and so don't argue this shit.
A lot of psychologists and political analysts and other types have pointed out the kind of fear tactics the Bush administration has been using the last three years on the American people. The vague threats, combined with their conveniently-spaced release dates, were a good way to remind the whole country that Good Ol' Cowboy Double-Yuh protected our decadent asses in the post-9/11 pandemodium. Right? Protected us from the evil, satanic Muslims.
So here's how it works. Bush talks to Daddy Bush. Daddy Bush and Saudi Royal Daddy talk over a bottle of 'yac (cognac, for us blue-collars) that costs more than my life. Saudi Royal Family, who is down with the bin Ladins and down with the Fonz himself, tells the Fonz he needs to issue a pre-election Fear Factor message a la Al-Jazeera. (Heheh. A la Al jazeera la la a la)
So now that the Bush Administration Fear Tactics (C) have been kind of brought into the light, they've taken the next step: bargaining with the terrorists themselves to get voted back in.
It all might sound like so much ludicrous conspiracy-theory bullshit, but look at the facts I threw out, and look at the connections there. Is it really so far-fetched? Anyone with the maturity to take a minute and think about it, and the intelligence to look up the information might agree. Not saying it's the truth, just saying it's within the realm of possibility, which should be scary enough.
PS: Voted for Kerry. The Diet Pepsi of Evil. This is totally a "Lesser of Two Evils"-Election, with the old, rich, white, interest group-pandering Skull and Bones Society-member [*] Yale Graduate Bastard on one side... and the other guy on the other side.
* The group that movie "The Skulls" was based off of, but less exciting and
more evil. Part of this group's fun little activites is collecting ancient Native American artifacts and (especially) bones, thus the group name. One of my professors recently showed me an article[**] that points to Bush Sr.'s Daddy probably raiding Geronimo's grave and stealing his skull for the group. The recently-enacted Native American Repatriation act doesn't cover private groups or collections, only the return of bones and artifacts from museums and other public/ government locales. So these Skull-and-Bones bastards with private collections (and their members, like the Bushies, and Kennedys, and Rockefellers, and Kerry, and other famous members of this cult) can continue to hold on to the desecrated remains of our fellow American's grandparents and great-grandparents as a hobby. Nice.
** I'm an honest guy, but if you want me to, I'll get a copy of the article and back my shit up.
(also posted this in my LiveJournal)
So here's a theory: A lot of people wanted them to wait and release the latest "Bin Ladin Gone Wild!" video until after the election, since he still continues to throw out threats and blah blah blah.
Osama, who is still running around EuroDisneyland (compared to Saddam, who we caught in like, a week), is Arthur Fonzarelli to the Cunningham-esque Saudi Royal Family. The Saudi Royal Family and Mr. Ex-President Bush are Moose Lodge buddies. This is all publicly known information, and so don't argue this shit.
A lot of psychologists and political analysts and other types have pointed out the kind of fear tactics the Bush administration has been using the last three years on the American people. The vague threats, combined with their conveniently-spaced release dates, were a good way to remind the whole country that Good Ol' Cowboy Double-Yuh protected our decadent asses in the post-9/11 pandemodium. Right? Protected us from the evil, satanic Muslims.
So here's how it works. Bush talks to Daddy Bush. Daddy Bush and Saudi Royal Daddy talk over a bottle of 'yac (cognac, for us blue-collars) that costs more than my life. Saudi Royal Family, who is down with the bin Ladins and down with the Fonz himself, tells the Fonz he needs to issue a pre-election Fear Factor message a la Al-Jazeera. (Heheh. A la Al jazeera la la a la)
So now that the Bush Administration Fear Tactics (C) have been kind of brought into the light, they've taken the next step: bargaining with the terrorists themselves to get voted back in.
It all might sound like so much ludicrous conspiracy-theory bullshit, but look at the facts I threw out, and look at the connections there. Is it really so far-fetched? Anyone with the maturity to take a minute and think about it, and the intelligence to look up the information might agree. Not saying it's the truth, just saying it's within the realm of possibility, which should be scary enough.
PS: Voted for Kerry. The Diet Pepsi of Evil. This is totally a "Lesser of Two Evils"-Election, with the old, rich, white, interest group-pandering Skull and Bones Society-member [*] Yale Graduate Bastard on one side... and the other guy on the other side.
* The group that movie "The Skulls" was based off of, but less exciting and
more evil. Part of this group's fun little activites is collecting ancient Native American artifacts and (especially) bones, thus the group name. One of my professors recently showed me an article[**] that points to Bush Sr.'s Daddy probably raiding Geronimo's grave and stealing his skull for the group. The recently-enacted Native American Repatriation act doesn't cover private groups or collections, only the return of bones and artifacts from museums and other public/ government locales. So these Skull-and-Bones bastards with private collections (and their members, like the Bushies, and Kennedys, and Rockefellers, and Kerry, and other famous members of this cult) can continue to hold on to the desecrated remains of our fellow American's grandparents and great-grandparents as a hobby. Nice.
** I'm an honest guy, but if you want me to, I'll get a copy of the article and back my shit up.
(also posted this in my LiveJournal)