falling_jon

Hmm.

So my ex-girlfriend showed up drunk the other night, even though I've told her since dumping her (dumping her for guess what? drinking problems) that I never wanted her to show up after she'd been drinking.

So after about a half-hour of her bitching me out and threatening me and the girl I'm dating right now, I finally got her to leave.

The next day she called me and asked what had happened, since she apparently had no memory of what went on that night. I told her, and she half-assed apologized, since stuff that happens when you're drunk is excusable, right? So I told her (again) to never show up at my place after drinking, and her response was something along the lines of, "well, I obviously don't have any control of myself after I drink."

So I said, "Here's some incentive. If you show up drunk, after you leave, I'll call the cops, give them your liscense plate number, and tell them which direction down the freeway you took off. I'll tell them you're driving shitfaced."


She was pretty shocked about that.


That's my story. Aren't ex's wonderful?