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fallfromgrace

Westland, MI.

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Monday Nov 22, 2004

Nov 22, 2004
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I enjoy laughing.

this book makes me laugh



I think everyone should read it. it's wonderful.

ok, here's an excerpt:

" The president's next power of appointment concerns Federal Judgeships. Most appointments occur at levels of the judiciary with which the public is unfamiliar. But sometimes, if a president is truely fortunate, a Supreme Court Justice retires or dies on his watch. This gives the president a chance to appoint to a lifetime term on the highest court in the land the craziest motherfucker he can sneak past Congress. Typically these appointees are jurists whose opinions run the ideological gamut from the right ("Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death") to the left ("Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and shought be taught to children"). Any nominee who's opinion falls in between is deemed idealologically unreliable and his nomination is killed committee."

Edit: added the excerpt after I stopped laughing and hiccupping from the laughing.
holden_caulfield:
I flipped through this book in the local store. It looks pretty funny. smile
Nov 22, 2004
dyme:
thanks.
<3 i hope things work out
Nov 23, 2004

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