Monday Mar 13, 2006

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it is my birthday now, officially.

there is a very long journal entry that needs to be written abou the best birthday party, best boyfriend, and best friends ever making magical things happen. there's going to be a part about ass bruises and also some testicles.

...that i'm going to write after i sleeeeeeeeeep.

kiss biggrin love oink miao!! ooo aaa ARRR!!!
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catdad:
Happy Birthday!
alisa:
happy birthday, sister!!!

i wish we were having a threesome birthday party like before.

miss you tons
kiss

Saturday Mar 11, 2006

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how do you try to recruit the naked kid with the green pigtailed dread locks that answers the door to become a jehovah's witness?
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norritt:
why don't you tell me and will both know? ok
incidently hope you have a good day today
prophetnoise:
appy Bday

Friday Mar 10, 2006

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i married a trophy wife
she makes everyone think there's something good in my life.
for 11 years i bonded with the dog.
i bought my wife expensive sweaters.
she called the dog "kai kai" and made him her baby.
secretly i talked with him and we tried not to hate her.
now the dog is dead.

when you can buy anything you want
the...
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desidia:
the lesson is getting married is stupid.

... I still need to marry rich though whatever
apathi:
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

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yeah!!!!! hooray for two day fuck fest!

i don't think that all of my holes have ever been fucked so thoroughly.

...and i sometimes take drugs recreationally, and admittedly this week has been a bit of a bender.

but goddamn. i said goddamn.
hell yeah for fucking for hours and hours and then being breathless and more fucking again and again until you can't even...
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moniker42:
Eric (the sane one you know, not the crazy crazy) and Mitch are moving to portland next year.
committed:
just stopping by to say hello and see how you're doing...hope you are well...
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Monday Feb 27, 2006

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and i said to my kitty, "you're a sweetypants, and i love ya, even though you have six heads!" and then i doubled over with laughter again.

and what may have been white specks of lint turned into green glowing sparkles everywhere.

...and carol made me fall on the floor laughing, with her tits out like it weren't no thang. she's a crazy bitch and...
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wren:
Aw. You're such a cutie.
hannarobin:
you help to bring out that crazy in me and make me feel better about myself than i have in a long time. i'm very lucky to have met you and i'll suck your junk any old time!!

Thursday Feb 23, 2006

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apathi:
drink damn it ARRR!!!
prophetnoise:
Thanks for coming. Hope you enjoyed yourself biggrin

Monday Feb 20, 2006

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wardy:
whats a zoobomber?! i think i missed something..
moniker42:
I am not saying you were wrong.

Things got pretty dramatic as fuck pretty fast though. Certainly she really isn't looking for a boyfriend.

Luckily her and I both hate drama and the drama was largely on the part of others. I'm glad I'm an adult and so is she.

I think things are still up in the air, if anything, it's a lot better.

I'm trying to get her just to do a puzzle with me or something. Play "Cranium".

'Friends' is a pretty weird place to be but I'm not selfish, which is more than I can say for some people.

I'd rather not stay there, I just don't want things to get all fucking crazy for any length of time. At all.

There needs to be a name for that kind of woman.

She asked me if I thought she was cold-hearted.

I said that if anything she had a lot of warmth.

I also told her that I am a little bit terrified of her.

I'm glad I'm the one that looks mature here, for a change.

Tuesday Feb 14, 2006

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today i went snowboarding for the first time.

it was frustrating. and also awesome. especially because we got in free because some dude and his daughter gave us their lift tickets.

and i rode a tallbike for the second time. i think the dismount is going to take some practice.
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moniker42:
I am MISTER fucking expectations are bad.

I'm just really sick of it.
germany:
we are going on mon and then on tuesday again... wanta go ????

Sunday Feb 12, 2006

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i think i missed something.

surreal frown
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hansel:
Hrm. Did you try to shoot a duck?
moniker42:
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Monday Feb 06, 2006

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this is some crazy shit man.

i'm covered in bruises thinking dirty thoughts.
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moniker42:
Dude, I hear that and a half.

I think the universe is approaching some kind of critical mass, not just for me or for you just for everyone and everything, the faster and faster we go the faster and faster we keep going untill.....well.... I just don't know what will happen!
kengineer:
I'm not good with faces. Didn't recognize Dogboy, still don't recognize you, and I thought the girl on the stilts was my friend Charisse, who when last I checked was in Europe.

Could not BELIEVE you maniacs. But knowing Dogboy was involved it all somehow makes more sense.

So you're the girl he's been so crazy about? Well met. I can't wait to hang out with the two of you. You can mock my normalcy.
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