tonight i saw naked oil wrestling. i felt kinda bad for the guy who was so drunk that he could barely stand up on the tarp. but the girls who somehow ended up naked while wrestling, no complaints there.
i snuck up to the roof with rachel and people were having sex there. they looked embarrassed and we left them alone.
and then i laughed SO HARD MY GUTS ALMOST FELL OUT. i could have DIED! i don't think poo-based stories by faux-reporters have ever made me feel so giddy before. there's a first time for everything.
i snuck up to the roof with rachel and people were having sex there. they looked embarrassed and we left them alone.
and then i laughed SO HARD MY GUTS ALMOST FELL OUT. i could have DIED! i don't think poo-based stories by faux-reporters have ever made me feel so giddy before. there's a first time for everything.
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I've sent you an e-mail, btw. Hope you've put your guts back in.