last night i had a dream that i was on top of a temple made out of chocolate. i ate little chunks off of it and then slid down the side into a wading pool also made entirely of chocolate. i bathed in it a little and ate some more.
then i started humping it or something. it turned into a sex dream. i went into my room to see my girlfriend. she was a 4 foot long alien green bean in a cardboard box, and i started to hump her.
then i woke up.
on an unrelated note, my mom once said to me that she thought i hung around with people that weren't as smart as me because it made me feel superior. that's something to consider.
then i started humping it or something. it turned into a sex dream. i went into my room to see my girlfriend. she was a 4 foot long alien green bean in a cardboard box, and i started to hump her.
then i woke up.
on an unrelated note, my mom once said to me that she thought i hung around with people that weren't as smart as me because it made me feel superior. that's something to consider.
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alisa:
squire:
I'm . . . speechless. 