i visited my parents yesterday. my uncle was visiting them. he has this hearing aid like none i've ever seen. it's like the regular, ear-colored earpiece, only there's a little wire sticking out of it, and then another ear-colored ball on the end of it. like a mini antenna.
only if you glanced at it really quickly, you might just think it was ear gunk hanging off some ear hair. is that the disguise? are you not supposed to notice it because it just looks like unkempt ear? pretty gross disguise if you ask me. my brain is examining this gross hearing aid while my uncle is telling everyone that if he were leader of wisconsin, if he were supreme commander [+ some other big words that are not really related to what he's saying, but he seems to really want to use them somehow], that he would make one year in which every person (not just men, but women too), aged 2 to 92, would be able to legally have a gun and it would be open deer season all year.
this is because he has hit a deer on the way here, in the rental car. just too many damn deer, i guess. although he says over his lifetime he's probably hit a few hundred with the old truck.
seems like you'd be able to avoid a few of those.
and i'm not saying anything about having open season on human for a year.
he's a good guy, really. he hates george bush. he's adopted 5 korean children. he does annoy the shit out of me.
and i really like ben folds. and i'm hearing the song "uncle walter" and ben is singing ".... your uncle walter told me everything he'd do if he was president! oh, what a perfect world this world would be..... if he was president.... but he's not!"
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i made an appointment with dave to get my trilobyte tattoo on monday. holy shit that's gonna be awesome.
and in a week or two, i'm gonna be richer than i've ever been. that's pretty sweet. since i have no money in my bank account right now.
my grandpa (r.i.p.) is the bomb.
only if you glanced at it really quickly, you might just think it was ear gunk hanging off some ear hair. is that the disguise? are you not supposed to notice it because it just looks like unkempt ear? pretty gross disguise if you ask me. my brain is examining this gross hearing aid while my uncle is telling everyone that if he were leader of wisconsin, if he were supreme commander [+ some other big words that are not really related to what he's saying, but he seems to really want to use them somehow], that he would make one year in which every person (not just men, but women too), aged 2 to 92, would be able to legally have a gun and it would be open deer season all year.
this is because he has hit a deer on the way here, in the rental car. just too many damn deer, i guess. although he says over his lifetime he's probably hit a few hundred with the old truck.
seems like you'd be able to avoid a few of those.
and i'm not saying anything about having open season on human for a year.
he's a good guy, really. he hates george bush. he's adopted 5 korean children. he does annoy the shit out of me.
and i really like ben folds. and i'm hearing the song "uncle walter" and ben is singing ".... your uncle walter told me everything he'd do if he was president! oh, what a perfect world this world would be..... if he was president.... but he's not!"
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i made an appointment with dave to get my trilobyte tattoo on monday. holy shit that's gonna be awesome.
and in a week or two, i'm gonna be richer than i've ever been. that's pretty sweet. since i have no money in my bank account right now.
my grandpa (r.i.p.) is the bomb.
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and the unkempt ear antenna is there so you can pull it out.