the snooze alarm goes off every 8 minutes. i pushed the snooze every 8 minutes for two hours. in sleep i lived 8 minutes of different lives for hours or days.
in 8 minutes i crawled up onto the beach and snuck into a fenced in hotel, then had a conversation about how dorm food was the defining part of the dorm experience, and how that is so warped.
in 8 minutes i experienced a divorce, ate digusting health food which takes two years to prepare, made by my mom's new boy toy's ex wife. i poured chocolate pudding into a bowl that i didn't realize was caked with dirt and had to sacrifice the pudding.
in 8 minutes i seemed to acquire a whole new wardrobe, of which none of the tops and bottoms coordinated, and i was late for work trying them all on. my mom's new boy toy was in the room and i really wanted him to leave.
in 8 minutes i took over the car of a blonde girl who only spoke spanish with two sg members and my boyfriend. the gas and break were so far apart that, driving, i was always spread eagle. i gave my affections to two men, smoked weed, and caused a 6 car pileup. i also attempted to make out with someone who was bleeding on his palm. the gas station attendant didn't ask questions.
in 8 minutes i crawled up onto the beach and snuck into a fenced in hotel, then had a conversation about how dorm food was the defining part of the dorm experience, and how that is so warped.
in 8 minutes i experienced a divorce, ate digusting health food which takes two years to prepare, made by my mom's new boy toy's ex wife. i poured chocolate pudding into a bowl that i didn't realize was caked with dirt and had to sacrifice the pudding.
in 8 minutes i seemed to acquire a whole new wardrobe, of which none of the tops and bottoms coordinated, and i was late for work trying them all on. my mom's new boy toy was in the room and i really wanted him to leave.
in 8 minutes i took over the car of a blonde girl who only spoke spanish with two sg members and my boyfriend. the gas and break were so far apart that, driving, i was always spread eagle. i gave my affections to two men, smoked weed, and caused a 6 car pileup. i also attempted to make out with someone who was bleeding on his palm. the gas station attendant didn't ask questions.
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grayscale:
No, my ass has to work. Megz and the wee one are going to FL for a week. I get to stay here and work in CRUNCH mode. Hit me up on AIM sometime
zoop:
Happy Belated B-Day!!