to the dude at leather and lace (who unfortunately will probably not read this):
get your penis and your brain under control. it is NOT appropriate to tell someone you have never met before that you were watching them dance and it gave you "a woody". it is also NOT appropriate to touch a stranger's nipple, even if they were pointing out that they had nipple hard ons because of the cold.
goddammit. the more i think about it, the angrier it makes me. i shouldn't have had so much to drink. i should have fucking slapped him. i'm not severely disturbed by this, personally. but i hate that this dude is just going to go around thinking it's okay to act this way. it's not. you're a fucking lecher! you're disgusting.
and oh, "you got a name?" (i should have said "no") and "come here often?" are AWFUL pickup lines.
face THE LASER GATOR!
get your penis and your brain under control. it is NOT appropriate to tell someone you have never met before that you were watching them dance and it gave you "a woody". it is also NOT appropriate to touch a stranger's nipple, even if they were pointing out that they had nipple hard ons because of the cold.
goddammit. the more i think about it, the angrier it makes me. i shouldn't have had so much to drink. i should have fucking slapped him. i'm not severely disturbed by this, personally. but i hate that this dude is just going to go around thinking it's okay to act this way. it's not. you're a fucking lecher! you're disgusting.
and oh, "you got a name?" (i should have said "no") and "come here often?" are AWFUL pickup lines.
face THE LASER GATOR!
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marymary:
crap... i've been using "you got a name" for years... no wonder!
zoop:
I want to breed laser gators in Cyber-Florida when I grow up.