i have decided that i should bear children.
what made me come to this realization, you might ask? well, it's because i am fucking awesome.
mat and i have discussed this several times, and his argument finally sunk in. there are too many complete shitheads having children. raising more shitheads. and therefore it is my duty, as one of the non-shitheads, to counter the shithead population.
...
things not to do in your house:
1) flush a whole pot of old, moldy rice down the toilet all at once. this makes for a clog that takes several bottles of drano to remedy.
2) make coffee with cocoa powder also in the filter. instead of the intended effect, mixing cocoa into the trickling coffee water, the water is so hot that it burns the chocolate. have you ever smelled burning chocolate? surprisingly, the coffee turned out alright, but the kitchen smells nastay.
things to do in your house:
1) remedy ant problems. when cleaning the whole house is not feasible, spot- vacuuming up ants is an easy solution.
2) buy more toilet paper before the last roll runs out.
3) homework. do it. write those papers... they're due on wednesday and then you can get out of this state for a while with a clear mind. DO IT!
what made me come to this realization, you might ask? well, it's because i am fucking awesome.
mat and i have discussed this several times, and his argument finally sunk in. there are too many complete shitheads having children. raising more shitheads. and therefore it is my duty, as one of the non-shitheads, to counter the shithead population.
...
things not to do in your house:
1) flush a whole pot of old, moldy rice down the toilet all at once. this makes for a clog that takes several bottles of drano to remedy.
2) make coffee with cocoa powder also in the filter. instead of the intended effect, mixing cocoa into the trickling coffee water, the water is so hot that it burns the chocolate. have you ever smelled burning chocolate? surprisingly, the coffee turned out alright, but the kitchen smells nastay.
things to do in your house:
1) remedy ant problems. when cleaning the whole house is not feasible, spot- vacuuming up ants is an easy solution.
2) buy more toilet paper before the last roll runs out.
3) homework. do it. write those papers... they're due on wednesday and then you can get out of this state for a while with a clear mind. DO IT!
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Cute kitty
Hmm.. cocoa isn't a good idea in the coffee maker.. I put cinnamon in, sometimes, though.. But I have one of those stove-top Italian style espresso makers..