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fallen1carus

Madison, WI

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Thursday Sep 02, 2004

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ooooh i'm so mad. the landlord took about $600 out of the security deposit (which was $740). for a house that was completely clean and very minimally damaged.

i'm sooo going to court.

and they claimed a cleaning company came, that doesn't even exist! i checked the yellow pages and 411, neither could find a foss & co maintenance in reedsburg. if you can, let me know.

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

and as i was riding to class on my bike someone honked at me really loudly, which was quite startling. then the guy stuck his head out the window and said "hey lightbulb head!"

okay, my hair is yellowy blond, and short, but really... how on earth does the processing go in his mind? i'd imagine something like...

"hey, that chick has yellow hair.
huh. huh huh huh. it's like a light bulb, cuz it's bright. huh huh huh. lightbulb head! yeah! hey, hey dude, honk the horn at her, i'm gonna shout that. that would be sweet."

"HEY LIGHTBULB HEAD!"

"huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.......... (i have such a tiny penis)"

whatever
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tanja:
A long time ago, my 4'11" punk rock friend and I were walking down the street and these jackasses in a monster truck drove by and yelled, "Get a tan!" We would have been angrier if we weren't just so amused.
Sep 5, 2004
evanx:
Holy shit! I've left apartments TRASHED before and got all my money back...sheesh....

P.S> Sorry, most guys are stupid, I'm sorry on behalf of the ones who make us all look like asses all the time.
Sep 6, 2004

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