Today I saw duck rape. It was awful. Me and my roommate went rollerblading, and went by a group of about 20 male ducks gang raping a female duck. We threw rocks at them, and they wouldn't stop.
I called my dad and he said in early spring it's not uncommon. Cuz the ducks are all pumpin' full of hormones.
Well fuck them and their hormones. I think I can never feed a duck again, not knowing whether or not he's a rapist.
See, when the planet gets superebola, all the problems were supposed to be solved, because animals don't do fucked up shit like start wars, and capitalism. And gang rape. Right?
edited to add:
rape is not funny. ducks, people, anyone. seriously. this was a disturbing experience.
I called my dad and he said in early spring it's not uncommon. Cuz the ducks are all pumpin' full of hormones.
Well fuck them and their hormones. I think I can never feed a duck again, not knowing whether or not he's a rapist.
See, when the planet gets superebola, all the problems were supposed to be solved, because animals don't do fucked up shit like start wars, and capitalism. And gang rape. Right?
edited to add:
rape is not funny. ducks, people, anyone. seriously. this was a disturbing experience.
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Well, sorry if I offended you I guess.