sometimes it's hard to admit that to further a goal you must make concessions, and acknowledge that even if something isn't really the way you want it, you can give somebody a pat on the back for a step in the right direction. lest we turn to fascism.
the mouse is dead. it was sad and gross.
i bought a new coffee maker at the salvation army, since i busted up the old one. the new coffee maker is superior to the old in the following ways:
-brews more coffee! up to 12 cups!
-brews coffee faster! up to 2X faster!
-new, sleek and clean design.
try out my new coffee maker, with not one, but two suicide girls present.
and go congratulate Wren on her limbo girl status.

the mouse is dead. it was sad and gross.
i bought a new coffee maker at the salvation army, since i busted up the old one. the new coffee maker is superior to the old in the following ways:
-brews more coffee! up to 12 cups!
-brews coffee faster! up to 2X faster!
-new, sleek and clean design.
try out my new coffee maker, with not one, but two suicide girls present.
and go congratulate Wren on her limbo girl status.
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devilducky:
By the way, there is never just one mouse. If you see one there are more.
mr_ruckus: