sometimes i go to sleep and i leave yahoo messenger on. in the morning there's a bajillion messages from a bajillion dumbasses and perverts. i've gotten so many of these that my profile specifically states that i will be "rude and ruthless" to you, and i don't want to talk to you if you're thinking with your junk.
highlights from this morning:
wtfult69: I like ruthless command me... lets cam...
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canine_curious: hope i am not bothering you
canine_curious: i put in a key word in search and your name appeared
canine_curious: just wanted to say hello
canine_curious: would u be interested in pics or videos of dogs fucking girls, if even a little curious pm me
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what i want to know is, what keyword did he find me on that made him think i'd be interested in seeing dogs fucking girls?
sometimes people get really angry when you don't respond. maybe it doesn't occur to them, at 4 am, that you could be asleep. some guy the other day typed for a while, and when i didn't respond, he started to go sour. "i thought you might be interesting, except you don't like jam bands." this guy has evidently read my '100 things about me' section on my webpage. there's a part of it that says "i give everyone a chance until they screw up." i imagine five minutes or so passes since the jam bands comment, and then he writes "you are a liar! you said you give everyone a chance!"
by the time i got back to the computer to see the message, he was offline, and i informed him that he blew his. it's just a fucking instant message people! to someone you don't even know! don't get so fucking upset, it makes you seem really pathetic and desperate for someone, anyone, to talk to. and just because i have a webcam doesn't mean i'm gonna show you my bits. and just because you have a cock doesn't mean i want to see it, or fuck it. get over yourself.
anyway... now that i have gone on my yahoo rant, i'll say something nice.
yesterday i saw a squirrel running up a tree with a whole cookie in his mouth. it was almost as big as he was. he looked pretty stoked about that.
come to the party!
highlights from this morning:
wtfult69: I like ruthless command me... lets cam...
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canine_curious: hope i am not bothering you
canine_curious: i put in a key word in search and your name appeared
canine_curious: just wanted to say hello
canine_curious: would u be interested in pics or videos of dogs fucking girls, if even a little curious pm me
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what i want to know is, what keyword did he find me on that made him think i'd be interested in seeing dogs fucking girls?
sometimes people get really angry when you don't respond. maybe it doesn't occur to them, at 4 am, that you could be asleep. some guy the other day typed for a while, and when i didn't respond, he started to go sour. "i thought you might be interesting, except you don't like jam bands." this guy has evidently read my '100 things about me' section on my webpage. there's a part of it that says "i give everyone a chance until they screw up." i imagine five minutes or so passes since the jam bands comment, and then he writes "you are a liar! you said you give everyone a chance!"
by the time i got back to the computer to see the message, he was offline, and i informed him that he blew his. it's just a fucking instant message people! to someone you don't even know! don't get so fucking upset, it makes you seem really pathetic and desperate for someone, anyone, to talk to. and just because i have a webcam doesn't mean i'm gonna show you my bits. and just because you have a cock doesn't mean i want to see it, or fuck it. get over yourself.
anyway... now that i have gone on my yahoo rant, i'll say something nice.
yesterday i saw a squirrel running up a tree with a whole cookie in his mouth. it was almost as big as he was. he looked pretty stoked about that.
come to the party!
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you know i think ill go through them again and then link them in my journal so everyone can get a good laugh
look for that one tonight!
and yes gir's feeling unpretty so give him love...and ami's a whiney bitch so he needs love too. hehe.