what the fuck. i wish my mom would stop asking me if i'm pregnant. i told her that i got sick the other day and she was all up in my shit with the "maybe you're pregnant. that's one of the first symptoms." the previous time i saw her i was complaining about how my tits are going to be as huge as my head soon. giGANtic TITS!
and she's telling me "that's how i first new i was pregnant." and then i have to tell her every time: how can i be pregnant? i take the birth control, i have my period. and then i start bawling something lame like "oh god mom it's sooooo horrible! i'm not even having sex!" okay, i don't say that part. but that's probably what she wants to know. please mom, if we could keep information about our individual vagina's private, that would be great. you have a barbie crotch.
it is fine to complain about giGANtic TITS, however.
anyway... i have given up on chicken... i have Lorelei, VeganJihad and Amitabha to thank for reinforcing the fact that my "chickens are stupid" argument is really lame. i realized this before, but the guilt has finally gotten to me. as it should.
POLIST8 has been trying very hard to help me get my FUCKING FUCKED DSL to work. i HATE it.
my eyeballs exploded with rage today. twice.
today on star trek worf learned he had a son with that half klingon-half person lady. then that other klingon dude that framed worf's father killed her. worf was seriously pissed. this guy took his family's honor, and then killed his woman. so he stabbed him with that badass klingon weapon and killed him and pecard was all pissed and almost kicked him off the enterprise. one day the klingon empire will know the truth about worf's family, and his honor will be restored.
and she's telling me "that's how i first new i was pregnant." and then i have to tell her every time: how can i be pregnant? i take the birth control, i have my period. and then i start bawling something lame like "oh god mom it's sooooo horrible! i'm not even having sex!" okay, i don't say that part. but that's probably what she wants to know. please mom, if we could keep information about our individual vagina's private, that would be great. you have a barbie crotch.
it is fine to complain about giGANtic TITS, however.
anyway... i have given up on chicken... i have Lorelei, VeganJihad and Amitabha to thank for reinforcing the fact that my "chickens are stupid" argument is really lame. i realized this before, but the guilt has finally gotten to me. as it should.
POLIST8 has been trying very hard to help me get my FUCKING FUCKED DSL to work. i HATE it.
my eyeballs exploded with rage today. twice.
today on star trek worf learned he had a son with that half klingon-half person lady. then that other klingon dude that framed worf's father killed her. worf was seriously pissed. this guy took his family's honor, and then killed his woman. so he stabbed him with that badass klingon weapon and killed him and pecard was all pissed and almost kicked him off the enterprise. one day the klingon empire will know the truth about worf's family, and his honor will be restored.
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therudeboy:
I think I saw you at the movies tonight.... I'm guessing it was you I was sitting right in front of you, until a dude asked me to move over. I would have introduced myself, but you were with a bunch of people. I thought it might have been kind of awkward. If it wasnt you maybe it was your doppelganger 
therudeboy:
It was you... Sorry... next time I will say hi.