my roommate is in the room in her pajamas, standing on my bed waving some burning grass around the room. she says it's a smudging stick, and we have to clean out the bad vibes. i made her go through my room twice, just to make sure.
in other news, my hormones are raging. beware, if you come near, i will either hump you endlessly or stab a fork in your face.
*stands at edge of journal entry with horse penis replica in one hand and fork in the other*
in other news, my hormones are raging. beware, if you come near, i will either hump you endlessly or stab a fork in your face.
*stands at edge of journal entry with horse penis replica in one hand and fork in the other*
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its my word,and i say it's an adj. biatchface.
I wrote the word, I wrote the rules.
and i think "it tastes like hairy" is a perfectly fine sentence. punk ass.