i'm dreaming and all i can remember is thinking "can i do it?" and then it's 9:45 am and the first few shrieks of my alarm clock are screaming "NO. NO. NO."
and i love living with anne in the new place. there's still no phone hookup and thus no internet, so of course i cry myself to sleep every night. but otherwise it has been great. anne cooks all the time and she is going to turn me into a big, bloated cow.
userlame came to madison and stayed on saturday and sunday. we got drunk and fought in the kitchen. i think he had my knife so i broke a bottle outside and went back in to stab him. but then i didn't.
and for a while we stood out on the porch and yelled at everyone walking by to see if they had 6 D batteries. cuz we needed to play the telstar at 2 am.
thing is, some guy actually came back, and he had 6 D batteries with him. he was a total tech geek. when he saw what we needed the batteries for, he looked even more excited than we were. he even went home and back again to get an adapter.
but my drunk ass didn't check to see that we actually needed C batteries, so i still haven't been able to whoop any pong ass.
sunday we watched the blind date-A-THON on TheFirstChannelForMen. i don't know where they get these pathetic chumps and bitches. they must edit out the parts where they show any human decency or respect.
then i beat userlame's ass at scrabble and we gorged ourselves on chocolate chip pancakes.
the end.
and i love living with anne in the new place. there's still no phone hookup and thus no internet, so of course i cry myself to sleep every night. but otherwise it has been great. anne cooks all the time and she is going to turn me into a big, bloated cow.
userlame came to madison and stayed on saturday and sunday. we got drunk and fought in the kitchen. i think he had my knife so i broke a bottle outside and went back in to stab him. but then i didn't.
and for a while we stood out on the porch and yelled at everyone walking by to see if they had 6 D batteries. cuz we needed to play the telstar at 2 am.
thing is, some guy actually came back, and he had 6 D batteries with him. he was a total tech geek. when he saw what we needed the batteries for, he looked even more excited than we were. he even went home and back again to get an adapter.
but my drunk ass didn't check to see that we actually needed C batteries, so i still haven't been able to whoop any pong ass.
sunday we watched the blind date-A-THON on TheFirstChannelForMen. i don't know where they get these pathetic chumps and bitches. they must edit out the parts where they show any human decency or respect.
then i beat userlame's ass at scrabble and we gorged ourselves on chocolate chip pancakes.
the end.
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er.... that doesn't sound right.
i hope you and your friends can make a road trip of it so you wont have to come alone.