fallen1carus

oh, my poor, poor ass. i was rollerblading home, in the dark. bad idea, i know, but i do it ALL the time. it's NOT a problem. except...

when some dude is gutting an old school bus on an empty street and is using some kind of power tool that requires an extension cord running across the street. and i make it over, shocked that i just hit something, wobble wobble wobble..... into a good position to brace myself for kissing asphault and bam! roll bam roll.

my knee is all skinned up and my arse hurts so bad i can barely sit on it. i will have a blue ass tomorrow, and that is sad. (please, no smurf jokes.)

but moving on. i'm moving out on thursday, about 3 blocks away, but i don't have ANY of my shit packed yet, and i have tons of cleaning to do. so why am i on sg writing a journal now?

that's a good question.

but i won't have phone access in the new place for 2 weeks, which means i can't go online! i'm going to die!

so if you still don't hear from me in two weeks, that's why.

in the meantime, please send me kisses for my bum and say something nice.



[update! my ass has a blue, crescent-shaped moon bruise! a blue moon! i know you wanted to know.]