i was rollerblading down the street the other day and i smelled something sweet and raunchy. (hold back, please)
it reminded me of new orleans, or also fairgrounds. it's the combination of trash and sweet funnel cake which is surprisingly very appealing.
it's weird how more than any other sense, smell can take you back to a specific place and time.
so i'm saving up for another tattoo. it's gonna be a piece down my spine, from bottom of skull to tip of ass crack, a vine of deep purple clematis. and it's only gonna be $300! i'm sure it ought to be more than that, but rich (my tattoo guy) seemed so excited about doing it that he won't charge me as much... we talked about how it's like the most beautiful flower ever, etc... but i know he just wants to touch my bum.
i had a dream i copped a feel on whitney houston.
i want to get an all-seeing eye tattooed on me. (you know that thing on the dollar bill?)
any ideas where? because with the stars and vine my back is gonna be pretty much covered, and i need symmetry so it's gotta be in the middle somewhere. any ideas?
it reminded me of new orleans, or also fairgrounds. it's the combination of trash and sweet funnel cake which is surprisingly very appealing.
it's weird how more than any other sense, smell can take you back to a specific place and time.
so i'm saving up for another tattoo. it's gonna be a piece down my spine, from bottom of skull to tip of ass crack, a vine of deep purple clematis. and it's only gonna be $300! i'm sure it ought to be more than that, but rich (my tattoo guy) seemed so excited about doing it that he won't charge me as much... we talked about how it's like the most beautiful flower ever, etc... but i know he just wants to touch my bum.

i had a dream i copped a feel on whitney houston.
i want to get an all-seeing eye tattooed on me. (you know that thing on the dollar bill?)
any ideas where? because with the stars and vine my back is gonna be pretty much covered, and i need symmetry so it's gotta be in the middle somewhere. any ideas?
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But I like the all-seeing bunghole idea.