thanks to everybody that wished me a happy birthday! as promised, i will now do my best to describe the awesomeness that was my surprise birthday party.
i got off work at 9:30 and i thought i was meeting up with some people at ben's house so he could give us a ride to the clown show at the know. but i knocked on the door. someone said come in but it was locked, and then they opened it.
and then i saw about a bajillion of my closest friends in their swankiest attire screaming "surprise!!!!!!!!!" i had NO idea. none. i hugged everyone and tried to take the scene all in. prom theme. there were streamers from the ceiling, pink balloons everywhere, and dear god, there was kittens! the dog! running around with a little bowtie on. DogEye handed me a bottle of Cook's, my favorite champagne, with a pink ribbon around it. tuxes and dresses. and there was hypnogogic! he volunteered his services as a DJ!
before i could take in even a fraction of what was going on, DogEye pulled me away. i had to get dressed! they had found a pink poofy prom gown with the top covered in sequins. it fit me perfectly. and jake had brought a bag with all of the accessories i could conceivably want to coordinate with the dress. pink barrettes, pink stripey socks, pink converse shoes and a chunky pink vintage necklace and pink eyeshadow. he even brought the thingy for putting it on since there wasn't one in the case already.
so i got glammed up and smooched and hugged a bajillion people and then they sent me in to the photographer! this girl had set up her camera and a backdrop in another room and was taking prom pictures of everyone! so i got my picture taken like some sort of Cook's advertisement and then moved into the kitchen.
there were tons of people in there and i don't know where all of the bouncy balls came from. but suddenly we were all holding them and throwing them as hard as possible so they ricocheted off of the ceiling and hit the drunken patrons and then threw them again and it was a giant chaos machine of fun.
and i saw the cooler, which was totally stocked with cook's and who knows what other fancy pantsed champagne, and vodka, and there was all of this cheese... and presents!
riding crop! yes! and a new digital camera! my other one crapped out a while ago and this one is WAY nicer. and a special photo printer so i can have instant gratification! and undies for gettin' sexy in! and things that smell good, and kate knitted me a scarf! and i have the best friends ever!
then beatings with the riding crop! and whoever took off their studded belt, i don't know where that came from but there was lots of beatings with that too. on me and on everybody else. and my ass is still bruised from that.
and then b-rad did the naked apple juggling and eating! justa said he was shy about getting naked in front of all of those people, but he said "anything for leah." and when she told me that i almost cried.
and thomas stapled his nuts to the back of the guitar! fuck yeah! then hung the guitar off of them for a while and then played "wonderballs", which is essentially the oasis song "wonderwall", only with his fabulous balls instead, and we sang along.
and like 5 girls took their tops of and smushed boobies all over my face one at a time! yes!
and god bless hypnogogic and ladybelmont for putting up with the craziness cuz we rocked out hard. eventually they had to leave.
but the clowns were prepared and as hypnogogic left, they brought more music in. drums and guitars and a trombone and more dancing. and we even got a complaint from the neighbors!
and DogEye teabagged the guy who pissed himself and then passed out on the couch! ouch dude.
and then lady chinche started going on about how we need to get that anal sex workshop going and i said "yeah! what would make this night complete is getting fucked in the ass." and yes, i did. until the sun came up. i don't care if it's too much information! i'm a dirty gunch and i'll get it like i want it!
and i slept, and slept and slept and slept.
and i am absolutely like crazy mad in love with the DogEye vonZoobomb and all of the wonderful people that i have met here. that was the most magical night ever.
i got off work at 9:30 and i thought i was meeting up with some people at ben's house so he could give us a ride to the clown show at the know. but i knocked on the door. someone said come in but it was locked, and then they opened it.
and then i saw about a bajillion of my closest friends in their swankiest attire screaming "surprise!!!!!!!!!" i had NO idea. none. i hugged everyone and tried to take the scene all in. prom theme. there were streamers from the ceiling, pink balloons everywhere, and dear god, there was kittens! the dog! running around with a little bowtie on. DogEye handed me a bottle of Cook's, my favorite champagne, with a pink ribbon around it. tuxes and dresses. and there was hypnogogic! he volunteered his services as a DJ!
before i could take in even a fraction of what was going on, DogEye pulled me away. i had to get dressed! they had found a pink poofy prom gown with the top covered in sequins. it fit me perfectly. and jake had brought a bag with all of the accessories i could conceivably want to coordinate with the dress. pink barrettes, pink stripey socks, pink converse shoes and a chunky pink vintage necklace and pink eyeshadow. he even brought the thingy for putting it on since there wasn't one in the case already.
so i got glammed up and smooched and hugged a bajillion people and then they sent me in to the photographer! this girl had set up her camera and a backdrop in another room and was taking prom pictures of everyone! so i got my picture taken like some sort of Cook's advertisement and then moved into the kitchen.
there were tons of people in there and i don't know where all of the bouncy balls came from. but suddenly we were all holding them and throwing them as hard as possible so they ricocheted off of the ceiling and hit the drunken patrons and then threw them again and it was a giant chaos machine of fun.
and i saw the cooler, which was totally stocked with cook's and who knows what other fancy pantsed champagne, and vodka, and there was all of this cheese... and presents!
riding crop! yes! and a new digital camera! my other one crapped out a while ago and this one is WAY nicer. and a special photo printer so i can have instant gratification! and undies for gettin' sexy in! and things that smell good, and kate knitted me a scarf! and i have the best friends ever!
then beatings with the riding crop! and whoever took off their studded belt, i don't know where that came from but there was lots of beatings with that too. on me and on everybody else. and my ass is still bruised from that.
and then b-rad did the naked apple juggling and eating! justa said he was shy about getting naked in front of all of those people, but he said "anything for leah." and when she told me that i almost cried.
and thomas stapled his nuts to the back of the guitar! fuck yeah! then hung the guitar off of them for a while and then played "wonderballs", which is essentially the oasis song "wonderwall", only with his fabulous balls instead, and we sang along.
and like 5 girls took their tops of and smushed boobies all over my face one at a time! yes!
and god bless hypnogogic and ladybelmont for putting up with the craziness cuz we rocked out hard. eventually they had to leave.
but the clowns were prepared and as hypnogogic left, they brought more music in. drums and guitars and a trombone and more dancing. and we even got a complaint from the neighbors!
and DogEye teabagged the guy who pissed himself and then passed out on the couch! ouch dude.
and then lady chinche started going on about how we need to get that anal sex workshop going and i said "yeah! what would make this night complete is getting fucked in the ass." and yes, i did. until the sun came up. i don't care if it's too much information! i'm a dirty gunch and i'll get it like i want it!
and i slept, and slept and slept and slept.
and i am absolutely like crazy mad in love with the DogEye vonZoobomb and all of the wonderful people that i have met here. that was the most magical night ever.
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synnove:
that is quite possibly the cutest party ever.
sintantrix:
surprises, a party dress, alcohol, presents, bouncy balls, boobies and to top it all off... ass-fucking.. damn you had a kick ass birthday
