fallen1carus

i was watching the swish of my underskirt-worn-as-skirt against the contrast of mat's jeans and old tennis shoes on the drunken walk home. i felt a little overdressed for the walk.

i love mat so much. he drank way too much and has been puking up awful things all day. i wish i could turn myself into the pepto bismol tablets that they didn't have...
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i went on vacation and now i'm back. it's sad not to wake up and walk the beach. but at least the snow is melting and the crocuses are blooming.

i'll try and post pics later today.

at work tonight one crazy man kept leering at me and shouting BISEXUAL! and reading me video descriptions and trying to make recommendations to customers like he was...
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i'm going on vacation to florida now. i will be back on the 28th.

i feel like such a stud.

a really hot girl wants me. and my boyfriend. that's awesome.

i had a really good time tonight.

the snooze alarm goes off every 8 minutes. i pushed the snooze every 8 minutes for two hours. in sleep i lived 8 minutes of different lives for hours or days.

in 8 minutes i crawled up onto the beach and snuck into a fenced in hotel, then had a conversation about how dorm food was the defining part of the dorm experience, and how...
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for the mostpart i think i'm against genetically modified foods.

but i got some grapes at the store that are practically the size of freakin' golf balls. and i know they don't come that way naturally. i think that perhaps somebody made a miracle out of genetic engineering.

i dyed my hair. it's blonde with green and purple streaks now. i think i'm going to...
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i love lauren. tonight i pulled her back by the dishwasher and said:

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"hey, the ice lady creeps me out."

"me too! she thinks i'm her friend or something... sometimes she asks me about what she should do with her hair--"

"--me too! it's so weird. she'll be like 'what does my hair look like today? i think i should have left it shorter....
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sarah-

just a quick fyi... please stock the fridge with soy before you go. also GET HIT BY A BUS AND GO TO HELL.

and not in the "oh-my-god-she-actually-got-hit-by-a-bus-now-i-feel-guilty-for-wishing-her-dead" kind of way, but the "the-world-is-a-better-place-for-your-non-existence-thank-god-she-actually-got-hit-by-a-bus" kind of way.

thanks!

-leah

a trip to denny's at 1:45 am should not require a discussion of my vegetarianism. it's about soaking up booze.

at 1:45 am there are 10 people in the restaurant, tops. with such numbers, it's one time of the day when it shouldn't be hard to process a single order that delineates clearly "without meat."

on top of that, the people i'm eating with (by...
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