I was watching a commercial on TV for some kind of cleaning device. You could soak up a lot of grime and crap with this type of carpet mop. It was amazing. But I was wondering who actually has that kind of mess to clean up?
And then I was in a hotel apartment. I was with my sister, who was a cleaning lady. The...
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And then I was in a hotel apartment. I was with my sister, who was a cleaning lady. The...
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i dyed my hair again today. needed a touch up.
last night my friend lisa came over. we drank wine and cammed with katie and spyder.
spyder got drunk. he showed his wang. it rocked. then he passed out.
in reference to the last journal entry: just because i whine about not getting any does not mean i want to get some from random and/or...
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last night my friend lisa came over. we drank wine and cammed with katie and spyder.
spyder got drunk. he showed his wang. it rocked. then he passed out.
in reference to the last journal entry: just because i whine about not getting any does not mean i want to get some from random and/or...
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tadzi:
you said "do the sex" thats fucking awesome.
and i absolutely love every one of your favorites lists.
and i absolutely love every one of your favorites lists.
mamabunny:
yur one of those rare girls
funny
neato
smiles
o and
yu like other
girls
muahha
he he
o ClassyLady
so, i'de really like to know what tasks need to be done to make it onto that list of yours...
mama b
funny
neato
smiles
o and
yu like other
girls
muahha
he he
o ClassyLady
so, i'de really like to know what tasks need to be done to make it onto that list of yours...
mama b
i am enjoying an ice cream sandwich.
i had to rollerblade about 20 blocks home, but i went an extra five to get the ice cream sandwich. i needed it.
and it's so worth it.
on a side note, i want sex. sex, now.
poor computer-lovin, ice-cream eatin', sex deprived girl.
meh.
i had to rollerblade about 20 blocks home, but i went an extra five to get the ice cream sandwich. i needed it.
and it's so worth it.
on a side note, i want sex. sex, now.
poor computer-lovin, ice-cream eatin', sex deprived girl.
meh.
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emaline:
yay for sex deprivation!!!
wait...
no.
boo!!!
i think i'm the exact same girl right now, except, change ice-cream eatin' to kool-aid drinkin'
wait...
no.
boo!!!
i think i'm the exact same girl right now, except, change ice-cream eatin' to kool-aid drinkin'
bionicfemme:
I know...I wish someone would get to know me for who I am and not physical shit.
BTW, I love ice cream sandwiches....lawwwwwwwl!!!!
AND I WANT SEX NOW TOO! WHYYYYYYYY.....
BTW, I love ice cream sandwiches....lawwwwwwwl!!!!
AND I WANT SEX NOW TOO! WHYYYYYYYY.....
at work:
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hey there girlie.
hi there!
how much are the wallets babe?
they're 12 dollars.
can i see the kitty one?
sure. *getting it out of the case*
how much is this one?
it's 12 dollars.
does it come with a chain?
no, but we have chains for sale too. they're 4.99.
hmm. i need this fuckin wallet. someone's gonna be real mad...
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hey there girlie.
hi there!
how much are the wallets babe?
they're 12 dollars.
can i see the kitty one?
sure. *getting it out of the case*
how much is this one?
it's 12 dollars.
does it come with a chain?
no, but we have chains for sale too. they're 4.99.
hmm. i need this fuckin wallet. someone's gonna be real mad...
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zombieshark:
i've been trying to but my damn car keeps breaking down and i get stuck working since my damned boss just ADORES hiring mentally handicapped people that do NOT have the capacity to work delivery... yes, amazing as it seems, you do need some small form of intelligence to drive around all day 
argh.
but yes, one day i will make it there.
argh.
but yes, one day i will make it there.
catdad:
Corpses usually aren't good, even if it is someone you don't like.
to the guy in florida who saw my webpage and wants me to vote (didn't that list tell you not to give me any shit about it?):
i did vote in the last election. and look who became president!
not that that's the only thing that's jaded me regarding voting.
if i vote, i am saying "yes, i would like to have a president." i...
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i did vote in the last election. and look who became president!
not that that's the only thing that's jaded me regarding voting.
if i vote, i am saying "yes, i would like to have a president." i...
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littledeadkid:
ok u gotta help me i just moved here and im bored out of my mind whut is there to do in madison that dosent involve college yuppie scum---kick ass pics
littledeadkid:
anything that is fun concerts good bars dosent really matter cuz my roomate drinks so im always the driver but it dosent really matter where--and with the toe pic i was growing another toe kinda like that but i had it choped off cuz it hurt to bad
userlame is moving away.
zombieshark:
booooo, sucky.
[Edited on May 22, 2003]
[Edited on May 22, 2003]
larrydallas:
I'm sorry.
oops! i smote god.
now my
is 
.
dammit, i wanted
.
yes... chicken. i.... wanted chicken.
now my
is .
dammit, i wanted
.
yes... chicken. i.... wanted chicken.
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userlame:
god is a .
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shifgrethor:
I 
I liver
mix mix please deliver.
I
liver
mix mix please deliver.why do i have to be such a damn pervert all the time?!
the stripper that gave me that lapdance on my birthday came into the store while i was working today. when she walked through the door she gave me this gaze... it was not a "look," it was a lusty gaze. totally. when someone looks at you for 3 or 4 seconds straight...
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the stripper that gave me that lapdance on my birthday came into the store while i was working today. when she walked through the door she gave me this gaze... it was not a "look," it was a lusty gaze. totally. when someone looks at you for 3 or 4 seconds straight...
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ninji:
oh my god she sounds hot.
not a creepy sitch at all, it sounds rather mutual.
you know, "=."
so that's not creepy at all.
even if it's not reciprocal and you're respectful, then it's cool.
she sounds just delightful!!!
(sigh, coo, purr)
oh yeah. p.s.: what larrydallas said!
i mean, how many tons and tons of members are on SG--and that's just the public ones! you're in good company, lass.
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not a creepy sitch at all, it sounds rather mutual.
you know, "=."
so that's not creepy at all.
even if it's not reciprocal and you're respectful, then it's cool.
she sounds just delightful!!!
(sigh, coo, purr)
oh yeah. p.s.: what larrydallas said!
i mean, how many tons and tons of members are on SG--and that's just the public ones! you're in good company, lass.
[Edited on May 19, 2003]
megean:
already figured it out by my lonesome, but thanks
last night i played drinking games with userlame and a little help from the folks on SG chat... soon there was wang and boobs on the cam, and it was a good time.
i had to get up at 7:30 this morning, after getting little sleep. i didn't mind though. it's nice to wake up next to a warm boy in bed, even if you...
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i had to get up at 7:30 this morning, after getting little sleep. i didn't mind though. it's nice to wake up next to a warm boy in bed, even if you...
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ninji:
though the whole entry was lovely and a sentimental slice of life, i have to tell you, my fave phrase was
(drumroll, please)
"wang and boobs.)
(drumroll, please)
"wang and boobs.)
i'm on the SG cam! woohoo!
so.... last night, sleeping_hitman and i went to userlame's house for some darts, drinks, slapping and the like... i have won a bit of cash and decided to celebrate by buying the fixins for sex on the beaches. they were quite yummy, and i started to pass out sooner than i'd meant to.
i have a rather painful...
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so.... last night, sleeping_hitman and i went to userlame's house for some darts, drinks, slapping and the like... i have won a bit of cash and decided to celebrate by buying the fixins for sex on the beaches. they were quite yummy, and i started to pass out sooner than i'd meant to.
i have a rather painful...
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csilla:
woohoo for the cam!! and the job!! hehe.
i love the profile pic. so yeah i got a nose piercing. the lip ring will be later when i get someone to understand me lol. the piercer at the nose place didnt get it either...grrrrr
xoxo csilla
i love the profile pic. so yeah i got a nose piercing. the lip ring will be later when i get someone to understand me lol. the piercer at the nose place didnt get it either...grrrrr
xoxo csilla
drama drama drama. you're right, this IS why we broke up. so why are we still talking about it?! must you get upset over everything i say? please stop trying to psychoanalyze me, and stop whining.
you will not make me feel guilty for being who i am. again. and again.
this is not my fault.
thank you, drive through.
you will not make me feel guilty for being who i am. again. and again.
this is not my fault.
thank you, drive through.
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ninji:
goddamnit! you are a strong diva. that line is classic: "thank you; drive through!"
residue:
<honk><honk>
Well, it was a nice guess.
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My family and I were on holiday near a lake in northen Wisconsin. It was nice, relaxing and enjoyable. While we were sitting on the beach, a huge tital wave formed and began hurling towards us.
Everyone started running and for some reason we ended up at a strip mall type of place. I suddenly became calm. While I was parusing the stores this mini-mall had to offer, I passed a window and inside was the oddest thing.
A huge baby was hooked up to some kind of machine. And when I say huge baby, I mean like 12 feet tall. I had to satisfy my curiosity, so I entered the "store" to see what was up. I was horrified to find out that some madman was genetically altering babies to grow 10 times their size.
His plan was to have these babies go underwater and stomp their feet to create huge tital waves. Shocked, I ran to tell someone. Anyone. I bumped into a guy that worked for the local utility service and told him what I had seen.
He told me not to worry, that I was merely hallucinating due to fact that the gas company was doing tests to put a chemical into the gas so people can see a gas leak.
Then I woke up.
I was amazed that my feeble mind could create something so stupidly weird.
Holla?
[Edited on Jun 02, 2003]