Ok well time for a new rant from the everlasting bitter one! I don't know if I mentioned that me and the fox are putting a zine together...but we are! One of my Jobs is to come up with random rants, one posing as a trash talking Monkey, love child of a handful of my personalities as well as a dash of my numerous neurosis!
The second is just me and my biting sarcasm, and subtle suggestions as to what I really think about my surroundings!
I have decided that my Trash Talking Monkey Rant is going to be how out of touch with the real world that tubby bastard Roger Ebert is. Now I have never listened to what this blubbering butter covered boob has ever said, but have a fear that some people actually do! Everyone should go see napoleon Dynamite, this is one fucking cool movie!
The second is just me and my biting sarcasm, and subtle suggestions as to what I really think about my surroundings!
I have decided that my Trash Talking Monkey Rant is going to be how out of touch with the real world that tubby bastard Roger Ebert is. Now I have never listened to what this blubbering butter covered boob has ever said, but have a fear that some people actually do! Everyone should go see napoleon Dynamite, this is one fucking cool movie!
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bombshellbetty:
It's okay, I looked pretty silly in all of them. 
Yeah, moving sucks, but's it's almost over now. Gotta get back to it!
Yeah, moving sucks, but's it's almost over now. Gotta get back to it!
queena:
Roger Ebert wrote "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". SO bad.... In a funny ironic way, of course - but bad enough to make me question his movie critiquing skills.