i know...long time.
I'm offshore again and horny as hell!! 4 more weeks
glad there is a gym & porn on board.
Hooked up with a pretty amazing girl while i was off. Can't say more 'bout that cause shit needs to be sorted.
I went to a Stand up comedy night recently and i made the mistake of taking a shot at the comedian. I was then called penis head, told that my chin looks like balls and that cause i white i must be have a small dick. At the end of the show i was brought up on stage, she sat me down on a ottoman and then she proceeded to wine and grind her ass in my face. I grabbed onto the sides of her thong (which was showing above her skirt) and held on for dear life. She is a big girl. At the end i was a gentleman about it cause i pulled out the wedgy i caused. BIG ass.
Yes she is a big girl. So anyways..got her # but haven't called yet. Nedless to say everywhere we went later that night i was recognised. Groan.
hope everyone is cool.
laterz
I'm offshore again and horny as hell!! 4 more weeks
glad there is a gym & porn on board.
Hooked up with a pretty amazing girl while i was off. Can't say more 'bout that cause shit needs to be sorted.
I went to a Stand up comedy night recently and i made the mistake of taking a shot at the comedian. I was then called penis head, told that my chin looks like balls and that cause i white i must be have a small dick. At the end of the show i was brought up on stage, she sat me down on a ottoman and then she proceeded to wine and grind her ass in my face. I grabbed onto the sides of her thong (which was showing above her skirt) and held on for dear life. She is a big girl. At the end i was a gentleman about it cause i pulled out the wedgy i caused. BIG ass.
Yes she is a big girl. So anyways..got her # but haven't called yet. Nedless to say everywhere we went later that night i was recognised. Groan.
hope everyone is cool.
laterz
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are you working on oil rigs off the coast there?
You should update. You never fucking update, bitch.