Christmas 2004
Learned: Don't automatically reach for the nog when someone says "Hey, does this taste good?"
Learned: Chivis and nog don't mix
Learned: Hey, I do like eggplant
Learned: Another inapproprate use for a santa's hat
Learned: Female cops don't appreciate "Hey, come sit on my lap" if you're not 'the real santa'
Re-affermed: The best gifts always have stockings...wait...The best gifts are always in stockings...hmmm, that doesn't sound right either...fuck it, Stockings kick ass.
Worst Gift: "A Men's Purse"
Best gift: A bottle of Chivis Regal
Most inapproprate use of a gift: Some jackass pouring my scotch into some nog
Best Moment: When above mentioned jackass fell on his arse while being chased down the street for...well, being a jackass
Learned: Don't automatically reach for the nog when someone says "Hey, does this taste good?"
Learned: Chivis and nog don't mix
Learned: Hey, I do like eggplant
Learned: Another inapproprate use for a santa's hat
Learned: Female cops don't appreciate "Hey, come sit on my lap" if you're not 'the real santa'
Re-affermed: The best gifts always have stockings...wait...The best gifts are always in stockings...hmmm, that doesn't sound right either...fuck it, Stockings kick ass.
Worst Gift: "A Men's Purse"
Best gift: A bottle of Chivis Regal
Most inapproprate use of a gift: Some jackass pouring my scotch into some nog
Best Moment: When above mentioned jackass fell on his arse while being chased down the street for...well, being a jackass