falinger

A man and a woman are riding next to eachother on an airplane. The man sneezes, pulls out his member, wipes off the tip and puts it back in his pants. A minute later, the man sneezes again. Again, he pulls out his penis, wipes off the tip, and puts it back in his pants.
At his third time doing this, the woman next to him yells out, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've pulled out your dick to wip it off. What's your deal?"
"Sorry," the guy replies. "I have this condition where I orgasm when I sneeze."
"Oh," she says, slightly appoligetic. "Are you taking something for it?"
"Yeah." He answers. "Pepper."