falinger

Well, single life is starting to cause me loss of sleep... and most likely some liver damage. 4 dates in 2 1/2 days and none of them really had anything I was looking for. It was like a bad 12 days of christmas rolled into one weekend...

12 shots of jeager
11 coors lights
10 text messages
9 hours of sleep
8 below was a shitty movie
7 times I wished I was somewhere else
6 times I asked myself why my date didn't look more like Alyson Hannigan in Date Movie (which also sucked, but Alyson Hannigan is sooo damn good looking)
5 truuue laughsssssssss....
4 too many phone calls
3 hours of driving
2 I'll probably end up friends with
and a phsyco that's probably looking in my window from a tree...

I never claimed to be a composer.
Oh well, there's always next weekend. It's not like I ask for too much out of life... a cold beer, a hummer, and a nap...