faithknot

I was a pretty CRAZY party last night at my buddy was throwing. There was a live band and everything. Pretty awesome.

Later on towards the end of the night a 40yr old women who just got out of prison 2 weeks ago was hitting on me. I don't know if thats a compliment or not. HA!

Also, she didn't believe that I was a vaginal virgin and continued to convince me to prove it.
My question is, how in the hell do I prove it! Perform horribly in bed!?!