my past two blogs were about the awfulness of dating in NYC. Before i continue on that sour subject i must thank everyone for their sympathy and understanding 
i think i am going to go into hibernation until at least my bday, which is march 6th, and start making out with strangers then. because a good pick up line is: hey its my bday, lets make out.
i know because it was used on me. also: its my bday can i have a lap dance? its my bday some home with me. come home with you? why? do u have the greatest cake ever made? cuz if you do i will gladly come home with you. i will even have sex with you if the cake is that good.
anyway that conversation didnt go far and i didn't get any cake.
i think i am going to go into hibernation until at least my bday, which is march 6th, and start making out with strangers then. because a good pick up line is: hey its my bday, lets make out.
i know because it was used on me. also: its my bday can i have a lap dance? its my bday some home with me. come home with you? why? do u have the greatest cake ever made? cuz if you do i will gladly come home with you. i will even have sex with you if the cake is that good.
anyway that conversation didnt go far and i didn't get any cake.
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I brought you some cake.. and yes it's good..
And I LIKE IT!