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So I spent last night watching some local football, watching Ugly Kid Joe absolutely kill it, watching a Sebastian Bach-less Skid Row embarrass themselves and chatting to a Miss Universe entrant.

Not gonna lie, I fucking love my life sometimes.

Holy shit I went out with a few mates in Redcliffe after the Peninsula game last night to the Mon Komo.

We've been there before and it's one of my all time favourite pubs.

It's classy as shit, has an enormous beer garden, sports bar and karaoke bar.

Last night though was fucking mental. We were there for probably about 3 or so hours in...
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Waking up at 5:30am rather than 4:30am was the highlight of my day today.

That basically sums up just how cunted up everything was after that point.

And now I get to go to bed to wake up tomorrow and try to fight my way through another day. Then another. Then another.

Saturday seems so far away right now.

But I can’t wait for our...
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Holy hell yesterday was awesome.

Got tickets to go see Story of the Year for their Page Avenue tour here in Brisbane and Violent Soho as well in July and spent the day in a park watching the rugby team my mate coaches and drinking cheap Stella, then went to the Queensland Reds game in the evening then went out after.

Met a girl at...
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I am so tired of people’s petty hypocritical bullshit and guilt trips.

If you start saying anything to me with the words “I thought we were good friends, but…” or “I thought we were good friends, and…” and then proceed to try to guilt trip me or make me feel bad then I’m going to go ahead and do the opposite of whatever the fuck...
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I need better friends

Holy shit I feel like death.

Trying to wipe sports results from my memory using tequila and rum was, in hindsight, possibly not the greatest idea.

Cracking night though.

This week has been nightmarishly shit.

I'm so sleep deprived at this point I'm just alternating between manic and practically comatose.

And just because that wouldn't be unbearable enough on it's own, work has been the worst it's been in months.

At least one of my mates from Sydney will be up in Brisbane tomorrow and we can catch up and I can wash all...
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On a less misanthropic note. I have had a fucking AMAZING weekend.

First QLD Reds home game of the season Friday night and $5 tequila shots then a bit of bar-hopping yesterday afternoon and went to see Frenzal Rhomb last night.

It was a great win for the Reds over the Cheetahs and Frenzal were predictably hilarious and awesome. Met Lindsay in a bar in...
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I saw a billboard out the front of a school on my trip home this morning that said “Nothing is impossible when the word itself says I’m possible."

No.

First of all the word certainly does not say that. That is absolutely not how you pronounce impossible and there’s a complete lack of an apostrophe anywhere in that word. ‘im’ is a prefix not...
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