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some asshole was hitting on me at the self check out and I laughed at him for doing so, then he goes "whatever you stupid bitch, here's your cart" and rammed it into my hip. So I rammed it back and called him an asshole. So he rammed it into me again. I was like "oh no you didn't you stupid mother fucker" and took and slammed it into him with all my might and the fucker fell backwards smack on his ass. His friend starts laughing and so is everyone around us and the guy is just lying there. Afer a few seconds he sits up and starts yelling to get security and how he is gonna sue the store and how someone should call the cops on this crazy blonde bitch.Says he is hurt. I say he is fine. If he has the energy to yell he is not hurt. So I just grabbed my bags and ran out. I doubt anything will happen but I don't think I will go back for a while. Check youtube, maybe someone got it on their cell. I'm wearing a t shirt that says. "prisoner of fashion"

me

yeah... I'm kind of cool.

I love the Kermit version of Hurt!!

That second video is awesome.

Here is where I make with puppy eyes and "sowwy!"
And, you know, belated Happy Birthdays!

...so you imagined me and Tritone's love-child? One of my friend's girlfriend's friends (got that?) had a sex dream about me, except it was me and my friend's GF hooked up. Bizzare.

BTW, I was talking about another man's driveshaft. Is that even hotter?

Congrats! Looking forward to the pics!

I tip 15-20%

I requested the day off, so you'd better see me there!! ♥

Very cool tattoo idea.

...and maybe a beer.

Wait, I've already got a beer... Yeah, a hug would be great.

Yep, Minnesotans are fabulous. A well kept secret.

Interesting site, but not what I was looking for. No cookie for you!

Oh, jeez =/

I'm sorry, pretty girl. I hope you feel better soon!

♥

Hey - I wasn't sure if the ride offer on SGTC was a drunken post, or an actual offer If it's the latter, what time should I be downstairs / ready? If it was the former, no worries; I'm sure I'll run into you down there!

-Jason

He should have held on to that dress and sold it on ebay. He would have gotten a pretty penny I bet for it. I met the loser more than once, It's sad that close to 18 years later he is still writing about his past. Obviosly, he never got past that stage in his life.People like him are his own reward.He left the part out how I clocked him in the mouth though.

So when we do it to that song do you pretend I'm Captian Kirk or Spock?