Day number 2:
First off- I want to say I am proud of myself for keeping up with this for more than one day! This is a new record for me. Usually I work out once and then forget about it. Today I lifted some dumbells and used resistance bands for about 20 minutes. Later on I will be doing an ab exercise program. Probably...
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First off- I want to say I am proud of myself for keeping up with this for more than one day! This is a new record for me. Usually I work out once and then forget about it. Today I lifted some dumbells and used resistance bands for about 20 minutes. Later on I will be doing an ab exercise program. Probably...
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Ok, I've been really sick of my body lately. I've gained a lot of weight in the past 2 years, so today I've decided to stop moping and do something about it. So, I worked out for a half an hour...I did a belly dancing workout video that I have. I figure if I do that every other day combined with strength training and toning...
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dovanna:
OMG I love that show. lol 
tiassalada:
o.k. this time our boobs are about the same size. Diaper boy, aka Suicide Earls boyfriend had one that were bigger than mine though.
So, I'm not single...but a lot of my friends are. And they're members of dating sites. Earlier tonight we were discussing how almost every guy on dating sites state that they are "Laid back and like the outdoors."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
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devilsreject:
OOOOOH! this is fun!
"I am currently exploring new horizons with the idea that i will finally find success. I would like someone to share that with me"
Translation:
I don't have a job, smoke pot all day whilst living in my mother's basement. I would like someone to pay for my pot habit as i don't have a job.
"I am currently exploring new horizons with the idea that i will finally find success. I would like someone to share that with me"
Translation:
I don't have a job, smoke pot all day whilst living in my mother's basement. I would like someone to pay for my pot habit as i don't have a job.
tiassalada:
" I am open minded and wear my heart on my sleeve and am a hopeless romantic"
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" I am so fucking desperate I will take anything that comes along"
"I am looking for a strong,independent and financially stable woman"
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I love getting the shit beaten out of me and am into public humiliation but I have no money to go to a real domme"
"I love to spoil a woman and shower her with gifts"
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"I have a small dick but a HUGE trust fund"
"I am very busy because I have my own business, I would like to meet someone who shares my same interests"
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"I selll stuff on ebay that I find on the side of the road"
"I'm a full time musician and work part time as a nanny"
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"I can only play three cords on the guitar and only a few covers. I live in my brother's garage for free because I help out with his kids and chores around the house.
"I like to do community service work,especially with children and enjoy bike riding".
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"I have to drive the short bus because I am probation for the next five years and since I don't get paid for it I have to ride my bike everywhere.
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" I am so fucking desperate I will take anything that comes along"
"I am looking for a strong,independent and financially stable woman"
TRANSLATION
I love getting the shit beaten out of me and am into public humiliation but I have no money to go to a real domme"
"I love to spoil a woman and shower her with gifts"
TRANSLATION.
"I have a small dick but a HUGE trust fund"
"I am very busy because I have my own business, I would like to meet someone who shares my same interests"
TRANSLATION:
"I selll stuff on ebay that I find on the side of the road"
"I'm a full time musician and work part time as a nanny"
TRANSLATION:
"I can only play three cords on the guitar and only a few covers. I live in my brother's garage for free because I help out with his kids and chores around the house.
"I like to do community service work,especially with children and enjoy bike riding".
TRANSLATION
"I have to drive the short bus because I am probation for the next five years and since I don't get paid for it I have to ride my bike everywhere.
So I woke up this morning, hungover as shit- and my uvula (you perverts! It's the thing in between your tonsils!) was swollen and it hurt. It got smaller throughout the day- but now it's bothering me again.
I think I must be dehydrated or something like that.
It sounds like I might have a case of uvulitis, which can be caused by dehydration.
It's...
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I think I must be dehydrated or something like that.
It sounds like I might have a case of uvulitis, which can be caused by dehydration.
It's...
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suicide_earl:
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!
hor:
I am disappointed with Earl's above comments. Though very tasteful and humorous, they just aren't as pervy as I expected.
I am disappointed with Earl's above comments. Though very tasteful and humorous, they just aren't as pervy as I expected.
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tiassalada:
when I first saw the message in my yahoo account,"you have a message from Roger" on crackspace. I was like,aw shit, it's that damn gutter punk asking me for money again and for a place to stay. Turns out he wants to date me and give me deals on hammers.
the first one was funny as hell. CUZ I NEED TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!!! I should IM him and see what happens.
the first one was funny as hell. CUZ I NEED TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!!! I should IM him and see what happens.
dovanna:
Dude I totally had an orgasm when I watch the trailer the other day. hahahaha 
Warning- this is kind of gross.
I always thought that once I was out of my teens my skin would get better, not worse. Boy was I wrong. Here I am, close to 30, and not only is my face breaking out on a regular basis- but now I'm getting bacne as well!! Matt jokes with me and asks if I've been using steroids. ha...
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I always thought that once I was out of my teens my skin would get better, not worse. Boy was I wrong. Here I am, close to 30, and not only is my face breaking out on a regular basis- but now I'm getting bacne as well!! Matt jokes with me and asks if I've been using steroids. ha...
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Sleep?
I don't even remember what that is anymore.
I don't even remember what that is anymore.
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hor:
So I take it you ate the 300 pixie sticks??
Sleep is for the birds. 
So I take it you ate the 300 pixie sticks??
Sleep is for the birds.
tiassalada:
thanks so much. One more day and counting and I can have beer again!!! My friend Shelly started making her own and is sending me some!
I've been in a funk for the past 2 days. I'm feeling kind of depressed.
A lot of it has to do with the fact that I was desperate enough to take the job at zumiez. I feel so old and out of place there.
On the bright side, I talked to sephora today- seems they are still interested in me and are going to...
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A lot of it has to do with the fact that I was desperate enough to take the job at zumiez. I feel so old and out of place there.
On the bright side, I talked to sephora today- seems they are still interested in me and are going to...
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snazzy:
Yeah, I've been crabby the past couple of days too, and this SG drama is not helping much...
hor:
Just eat like 300 pixie sticks. Duh.
Just eat like 300 pixie sticks. Duh.
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hor:
She's even wearing a "Ride the Lighting" shirt. OMFG!
She's even wearing a "Ride the Lighting" shirt. OMFG!
alphagoon:
No, it isn't.
::claps hands::
I've found that riding my bike around town has really helped me. Even if it's just around the lake or whatever it gives ya a good workout without really feeling like a workout. We should totally bike or walk together in uptown sometime!
What are dumbbells? Do they like, make you dumber??