The top 5 things I'd rather be doing than serving Jury Duty for the next 2 weeks:
5. Work 15 "clopening" shifts in a row.
4. Remove my eyeballs
3. Eat dead bugs
2. Sleep w/ George W. Bush
1. Masturbate with a rusty handsaw
5. Work 15 "clopening" shifts in a row.
4. Remove my eyeballs
3. Eat dead bugs
2. Sleep w/ George W. Bush
1. Masturbate with a rusty handsaw
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dovanna:
Awe I'm sorry! 
suicide_earl:
That looks like a pretty fun list there... 