faeryrocious

This message is to inform you that you are being sued for the amount of $2,600,000.00 to cover emotional damages incurred by one Mr. hor as a result of your fraudulent claims of actually receiving new hair.

Exhibiting hostile behavior towards the plaintiff and online public drunkenness are not advisable tactics for defending your case.

**I see you have edited your original post. Perhaps a settlement in the form of Mamba Fruit Chews may be reached.