So, I'm not single...but a lot of my friends are. And they're members of dating sites. Earlier tonight we were discussing how almost every guy on dating sites state that they are "Laid back and like the outdoors."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
TRANSLATION:
"I jack off in the woods."
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
"I am currently exploring new horizons with the idea that i will finally find success. I would like someone to share that with me"
Translation:
I don't have a job, smoke pot all day whilst living in my mother's basement. I would like someone to pay for my pot habit as i don't have a job.
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" I am so fucking desperate I will take anything that comes along"
"I am looking for a strong,independent and financially stable woman"
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I love getting the shit beaten out of me and am into public humiliation but I have no money to go to a real domme"
"I love to spoil a woman and shower her with gifts"
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"I have a small dick but a HUGE trust fund"
"I am very busy because I have my own business, I would like to meet someone who shares my same interests"
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"I selll stuff on ebay that I find on the side of the road"
"I'm a full time musician and work part time as a nanny"
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"I can only play three cords on the guitar and only a few covers. I live in my brother's garage for free because I help out with his kids and chores around the house.
"I like to do community service work,especially with children and enjoy bike riding".
TRANSLATION
"I have to drive the short bus because I am probation for the next five years and since I don't get paid for it I have to ride my bike everywhere.